Sorry

I apologize for the lack of posts as of late! I know I am long overdue and I really hate to disappoint my loyal fanbase of 6 weekly readers. Some excuses I have include:

- we no longer have internet at home
- some personal life developments which made things extra hectic around here
- a mass email I received from management reminding us about what constitutes improper internet usage while at work, which I immediately took to be directed at me, and
- I forgot the password to this account.

As I am at work right now and am having a mild panic attack from being on an "inappropriate non-work related website," this post will be a collection of pictures that I don't have enough time to fully explain. You will get the gist though.



 This is our dog contemplating the dumpster that sat in front of our place for a week. It was full of stained crap belonging to the people downstairs. Cars would pull over and people would go digging around the dump looking for anything salvagable, only to be grossed out and sorely disappointed.

This is what happens when the dumpster company comes to take the dump away and you did not follow the instructions: They don't take mattresses. What this picture fails to capture (taken by cell phone) is the shit stain on the upper right hand corner. That mattress sat on our front step for a full day. I considered moving it myself, but upon closer inspection, there was no sanitary place for me to touch it.

Recently, we went down into the basement to get some stuff out of storage. What is pictured here is some dog shit. Next to a crusty, stained towel. Next to a paint roller (?). Next to a papasan chair. I mean, a papasan chair! So 2005.